First-time sex is awkward, funny and bumpy. But with every successive session, we get better, one orgasm at a time. There’s a rhythm that our bodies start adapting to. And with experience, sex becomes dirtier, nastier and hotter. Be it with one person or with different people.
If you know what you want, there’s only so much you can screw up in sex.
But then there are some off-balance, amateur sessions where men don’t have the first clue of what they’re up to. They cum, they sleep, they repeat. From casually sliding it in without properly lubricating to humping women like there’s no tomorrow, every man is guilty of doing at least one of these non-doable things in bed. Well, I think all men should stop doing this because women are humans too.
1. You’re not a drill machine. Stop drilling into her.
Honestly, what’s wrong with you guys? If you could stop with the ‘wham, bham, thank you, ma’am’ in bed, there’s so much more you could be getting than a mediocre orgasm. Stop drilling her in the hope that she might just have the mightiest of orgasms. The more incessantly you drill, the sooner she’s gonna dry out.
2. Focusing only on her breasts and vagina.
Lips, tongue, face, neck, ears, lower back, stomach, waist, inner thighs, behind the knees, calf muscles – there’s absolutely no dearth of erogenous zones on a woman. But, you refuse to go anywhere else than her breasts and her vagina. Seriously? She can just masturbate and touch all those places, you know.
3. Putting it in without lubrication.
Imagine being rubbed by a sandpaper, in your most private parts. That’s how we feel when you just put it in without caring to lubricate it first. While most women almost always get wet when they’re turned on, some don’t. So next time, either turn her on, use the natural lube – saliva or just fucking use a lubricant.
4. Pushing her head down on yours.
No one likes gagging. No one at all. But since you are you, I’ll give you three reasons:
a. You wouldn’t want her to throw up on your penis, would you?
b. We don’t like being forced to take in more than we want to or can.
c. You’re being selfish. So cut it out!
5. Not going down on her.
Dude, sex is a two-way street. So you have to give a few fucks about her orgasms as well. If your girl goes down on you, it’s only fair that you should go down on her as well. It’s a different story if she does not like your tongue in her vagina. But if you don’t when she actually wants your tongue in her vagina, if not for the first few months, eventually she’s gonna dump your selfish ass.
6. Don’t go straight for the kill. A little foreplay will be much appreciated.
No woman likes it when you go straight to the vagina. A little kiss on the neck, moving down to the breasts and a little tuck on the nipples. Feeling her body against yours, tracing her body like it’s meant to be yours forever, that’s what a woman wants. If she wanted to get to the point right away, she wouldn’t need you, she’d just get a dildo.
7. Letting your fingers roam about in the hope that you’ll hit jackpot some time.
Bro, her vagina is not a community park. If you are making the effort to go down, know where you want to go. Most women like clitoral stimulation, but you have to find it first to do anything. Don’t run your saliva-laden fingers all over the place and go when you are about finding your way.
8. Not asking before blowing your load.
WTF, bruh! We know that’s how they do it in the porn movies. But they get paid to let the man blow his load on her face. If we got paid every time that happened, we’d be rich as hell right now! Stop doing that without asking, it’s rude and violating.
9. Trying out a position without her consent.
If you want to play dirty, tell your woman. Ask her how open she is to the idea. Especially if you’re planning to go anal. It’s not everyone’s cup of tea. So don’t be an ass and put it without asking and then saying “Oh, sorry! Wrong hole.”
10. Making her do all the work.
Yes, we love being on top. Because not only does it give us a sense of power and control, it also happens to be the easiest position for us to cum. But that doesn’t mean that you just lie there like a log. While we’re moving on top of you, use your hands. Touch our breasts, hold our waist, stimulate our clit with your hands. The sky is the limit. Do something.
11. Not moaning. You can atleast do hmms or aahs either.
If you want a better experience, start talking and reciprocating. While you’re entangled with another person’s body and they’re taking your breath away, we know it’s hard to form sentences. But the great thing about sex is, you can say a lot with your moans and your aahs and hmms. It gives your partner confidence that they’re doing something right.
12. Trying too hard.
If you’ve been going at our vaginas with undivided attention for the last 20 minutes and we’re still nowhere close to an orgasm, it’s time to stop. We don’t mean it in a rude way, we’re just looking out for your tongue and finger joints. See, our vaginas have a mind of their own and on some days, they turn into joy-killing, mean machines. No matter what you do, it’s not going to happen.
Getting excited and forgetting a few things sometimes is fine. But if it happens all the damn time, it’s time you mended your ways. We guarantee better, steamier sex.